
This describes me so well.

me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
HIDE YO KIDS
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
I have a lot of free tattoos o_O and bitch mints
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD